- Anti Joke

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies