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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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