What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Kyle grund parker coffey

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

the redsox

Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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