Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What is white and long? A New York winter

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Women's rights

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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