What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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