- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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