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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

AIDS

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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