- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Do the roar!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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