your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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