- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??