Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Anti Joke

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