An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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