- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A penis walks into a bar..

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A miserable man committed suicide.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Male leadership.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

being sober in a bar fight

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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