How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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