- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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