A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Anti Joke

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