- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

i have yougurt mit traktor

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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