- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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