- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's half of 8? o

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Racial Equality

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what did the farmer do? plant

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Indians

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

stinky boner

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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