- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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