- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

123 f*ck off

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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