- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Asian women drivers...

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.