What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Death by kayak

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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