a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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what is orange? an orange

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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