Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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