- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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