- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

womans having rights.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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