The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Women drivers...

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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PENIS

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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