Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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silver bullet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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