- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.