- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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