what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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