- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

I don't believe in giraffes.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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