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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock, Knock Who's There

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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