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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

knock knock... ...no answer

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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