- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do I hate? people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Beka has AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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