- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

TIMMY

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Knock Knock. Not home.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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