- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Dumbledore dies.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Women's Rights

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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