Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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