- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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