A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Take part of what?

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Women's rights.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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