- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Your text.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??