The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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