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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Bob Saget

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

they told me not to write here but i did

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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