Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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