i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Nickelback

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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