ure mama's so fat

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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