- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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