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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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