- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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