- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

mexicans fishing

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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