- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Kys

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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