- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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